Our internet has been down for a couple of days.
As in, zero internet.
As in, pull my hair out because I have to sit on hold with an incompetent tech person for another hour.
As in, first world problems.
And then, magically, when I woke up this morning, it was working.
Thanks to the help of no one.
So... that dildo story had a lot of extra air time.
Oops. Sorry grandma.
And now, just like that, it's the first of October.
You know what that means....
We are starting to harvest sugar beets.
And by "we" I certainly don't mean "me".
While I blog, my farmer is out busting balls.
So in honor of sugar beets, and in honor of me bringing in some minimal money, let's have an ad sale!
Enter code SUGAR to get 30% off all ad spaces from now until Friday.